Guard your spiritual safety: don’t talk to atheists!
Kudos to various Diggers for unearthing the following gem from objectiveministries.org which encourages kids to shop suspected atheists to the ecclesiastical authorities. Apparently atheists are horned figures (remind you of any fallen angels you know?) who are miserable and who hate children, and who should be shunned.
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…
…but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
You can also read about how kangaroos lived in the Middle East in historic times! I’m learning so much! This site makes children so smart!
I’m hoping they come up with a Buddhist cartoon figure to go with “Habu” the Hindu elephant.
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Published: Oct 11 2007
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Ugh, this makes me ill.
thats a parody site of “wacky fundamentalists” They also have professor Giraffenstein who explains how evolution is a lie. Its part of a series of sites making parody of religious zealotry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries
Well I have to say I was completely taken in! If I’d dug around the site more perhaps I’d have spotted that it was a spoof, but I guess the problem with parodying certain kinds of fundamentalist Christianity is that it’s already so wacky that it’s virtually self-parody. Anyone who tries to “explain” how a patently ancient Earth is actually only 6,000 years old is going to end up tying himself in logical knots and end up spouting absurdities.