Eat your heart out, Monier Monier-Williams

Nirvanity n. being attached to one’s supposed spiritual attainments
Buddhacious adj. being unconventional by dint of one’s insight and the freedom it brings
Sangha Claus n. 1. the red bodhisattva of generosity toward children, 2. one who gives generously to the spiritual community
Amateur dharmatics n. the act of seeking powerful “spiritual experiences” because of a lack of appreciation for the ordinary
Skandhal n. the outrageous belief that a self can be found in the mind or body
Bodhisattvacation n. when spiritual aspirants take a week off so that they can help more sentient beings in the long term
mahayaya n. the periodic arising, in the most sober of Buddhists, of the desire to be a rock star (as in the phrase, “get your mahayayas out”)